Today, I *am* that squirrel. Maybe I should bite somebody's hand. Nobody here is on crutches, so it might work out well for me. Yeah, I'm thinking there is an outside chance that squirrel was ill...like rabid ill, ya dumbasses! Joe Lansdale wrote a scene about a rabid squirrel that was so funny, I nearly peed. I know rabies treatments aren't funny, but Joe Lansdale is, so there.
I love Joe. I once heard him tell a story during ArmadilloCon (just hanging out being Joe) about a pair of woodpeckers that were tearing up his house, and the extreme measures he took to get the birds away from his house (because he thought they were endangered). Then he found out that they weren't endangered...
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mckitterick) wrote2007-06-15 04:31 pm
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