I know this will be hard to believe, but even though this was a small gathering of the tribe, I never exchanged a single word with Gordon. We'd see each other from a distance through a crowd or across a restaurant, but that was it. I realized this late last night, and thought, how bizarre.

Due to a conversation I'd had with someone else on Friday, I'd had a few questions I needed to ask him about dolphin sex ...

Why, you might ask, would I need to ask Gordon about dolphin sex?

Let's just leave that between me and Gordon.