Palin: Idiot or Slave to Talking Points?

[mckitterick]

Did you see the "debate" tonight between Sarah "I only say what's on my note cards" Palin and Joe "I'm embarrassed to be on the same stage as that woman" Biden? Yeah, then you know what I mean.

On an unrelated note, I thought I'd share this definition of Christianity:

The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie
who was his own father
can make you live forever
if you symbolically eat his flesh
and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master
so he can remove an evil force from your soul
that is present in humanity because a rib-woman
was convinced by a talking snake
to eat from a magical tree...

Sign me up for that SFnal craziness!

Chris

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[selinker.livejournal.com]

I was in a meeting this summer with a pastor who's a serious critical thinker. And I said, "Y'know, a lot of people can't get behind your little polytheistic zombie cult." And he said, "Hey, it may be a polytheistic zombie cult, but it's our polytheistic zombie cult." Made me smile.