Today, I *am* that squirrel. Maybe I should bite somebody's hand. Nobody here is on crutches, so it might work out well for me. Yeah, I'm thinking there is an outside chance that squirrel was ill...like rabid ill, ya dumbasses! Joe Lansdale wrote a scene about a rabid squirrel that was so funny, I nearly peed. I know rabies treatments aren't funny, but Joe Lansdale is, so there.
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