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mckitterick ([personal profile] mckitterick) wrote2009-01-08 03:14 pm
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Must-read book review

Best. Amazon review. Ever.

Follow the link quickly before the review disappears. It's for this book:


Click the image to see the book.

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ellen_datlow for the tip.

Enjoy the secret!
Chris

[identity profile] nottygypsy.livejournal.com 2009-01-08 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
OH The laughing, thank you!

[identity profile] cedarsong.livejournal.com 2009-01-08 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
That is awesome and it's been there for a year!

[identity profile] renegade500.livejournal.com 2009-01-08 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Om man, that was fantastic! Thank you for brightening up a deadly dull afternoon!

[identity profile] kalimeg.livejournal.com 2009-01-08 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah good -- a review that has substance!

[identity profile] bountifulpots.livejournal.com 2009-01-08 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
That is a beautiful thing. :D

[identity profile] jjschwabach.livejournal.com 2009-01-08 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I appreciate how the reviewer has avoided Amazon's Review Removal Crew -- a lesson to us all. Make the first paragraph straight.

[identity profile] stuology.livejournal.com 2009-01-08 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG!! That is the BEST THING EVER!

I have to screen capture it before it goes away.

[identity profile] verminiusrex.livejournal.com 2009-01-08 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
That many people doing comments in the spirit of the review is amazing, I only saw maybe 3 that had issues with it.

[identity profile] theoneinblue.livejournal.com 2009-01-08 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, thank you for the laughs! That was freaking amazing...

[identity profile] chernobylred.livejournal.com 2009-01-08 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Added mine to the "found this review helpful" clicks.

[identity profile] camillealexa.livejournal.com 2009-01-08 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
. . . dismayed by my overall personal street value of roughly $15.

Heh.

[identity profile] minnehaha.livejournal.com 2009-01-08 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Funny. I think it's fake, though. His spelling is too good.

B

[identity profile] time-freak.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Utterly brilliant.

[identity profile] margaretq.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
That is quite fabulous! SMILE! Thanks.

[identity profile] kythiaranos.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Awesome. I have absolutely no interest in reading The Secret, but I can see myself reading a book by that reviewer.

[identity profile] tully01.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
I ordered the book but it was never delivered. The day it was supposed to arrive a UPS man named Marcus rang my doorbell. He shivved me when I answered the door. He left me bleeding in the doorway and drove off, muttering something about "not even worth the Pruno."

It's all so confusing.

[identity profile] amnesiacat.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
The comments many people are leaving are almost as amusing as the original post. This is my favorite so far

I found this review very unhelpful. I recently took a long journey on a pleasure yacht which was overtaken by pirates. Having read Ari's review, I quickly raced down into my stateroom to recover my copy of The Secret and turned to Chapter 6. Alas, no shiv, whereby I was shortly apprehended by the Captain and his fearsome crew. Apparently, in some books the shiv is embedded in Chapter 7, I was informed as I walked the plank. I currently reside in the belly of a huge whale.