Best. Amazon review. Ever.

Follow the link quickly before the review disappears. It's for this book:


Click the image to see the book.

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ellen_datlow for the tip.

Enjoy the secret!
Chris
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From: [identity profile] mckitterick.livejournal.com


Whoah, awesome! You're right!

Must be the overwhelming "this helped me" responses. I added one, too ;-)

Love his other reviews, too. Sort of Dadaist, methinks.

From: [identity profile] renegade500.livejournal.com


Om man, that was fantastic! Thank you for brightening up a deadly dull afternoon!

From: [identity profile] kalimeg.livejournal.com


Ah good -- a review that has substance!

From: [identity profile] jjschwabach.livejournal.com


I appreciate how the reviewer has avoided Amazon's Review Removal Crew -- a lesson to us all. Make the first paragraph straight.

From: [identity profile] stuology.livejournal.com


OMG!! That is the BEST THING EVER!

I have to screen capture it before it goes away.

From: [identity profile] verminiusrex.livejournal.com


That many people doing comments in the spirit of the review is amazing, I only saw maybe 3 that had issues with it.

From: [identity profile] theoneinblue.livejournal.com


Oh, thank you for the laughs! That was freaking amazing...

From: [identity profile] chernobylred.livejournal.com


Added mine to the "found this review helpful" clicks.

From: [identity profile] camillealexa.livejournal.com


. . . dismayed by my overall personal street value of roughly $15.

Heh.

From: [identity profile] kythiaranos.livejournal.com


Awesome. I have absolutely no interest in reading The Secret, but I can see myself reading a book by that reviewer.

From: [identity profile] tully01.livejournal.com


I ordered the book but it was never delivered. The day it was supposed to arrive a UPS man named Marcus rang my doorbell. He shivved me when I answered the door. He left me bleeding in the doorway and drove off, muttering something about "not even worth the Pruno."

It's all so confusing.

From: [identity profile] amnesiacat.livejournal.com


The comments many people are leaving are almost as amusing as the original post. This is my favorite so far

I found this review very unhelpful. I recently took a long journey on a pleasure yacht which was overtaken by pirates. Having read Ari's review, I quickly raced down into my stateroom to recover my copy of The Secret and turned to Chapter 6. Alas, no shiv, whereby I was shortly apprehended by the Captain and his fearsome crew. Apparently, in some books the shiv is embedded in Chapter 7, I was informed as I walked the plank. I currently reside in the belly of a huge whale.

From: [identity profile] amnesiacat.livejournal.com


While my copy did not come with a shiv, it did come with a rock hammer and a fold-out poster of Rita Hayworth. It seems the author has shifted their focus of confronting your problems head-on to escapism.

This one had me laughing so hard coffee came out my nose. ^-^
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