Must-read book review

[mckitterick]

Best. Amazon review. Ever.

Follow the link quickly before the review disappears. It's for this book:


Click the image to see the book.

Thanks to ellen_datlow for the tip.

Enjoy the secret!
Chris

Comments

[nottygypsy.livejournal.com]

OH The laughing, thank you!

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

I'm still laughing!

[ellen-datlow.livejournal.com]

I got it from Livia L (don't know how embed lj links into posts (and too lazy to learn ;-0 )

[cedarsong.livejournal.com]

That is awesome and it's been there for a year!

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

Whoah, awesome! You're right!

Must be the overwhelming "this helped me" responses. I added one, too ;-)

Love his other reviews, too. Sort of Dadaist, methinks.

[renegade500.livejournal.com]

Om man, that was fantastic! Thank you for brightening up a deadly dull afternoon!

[kalimeg.livejournal.com]

Ah good -- a review that has substance!

[bountifulpots.livejournal.com]

That is a beautiful thing. :D

[jjschwabach.livejournal.com]

I appreciate how the reviewer has avoided Amazon's Review Removal Crew -- a lesson to us all. Make the first paragraph straight.

[stuology.livejournal.com]

OMG!! That is the BEST THING EVER!

I have to screen capture it before it goes away.

[verminiusrex.livejournal.com]

That many people doing comments in the spirit of the review is amazing, I only saw maybe 3 that had issues with it.

[theoneinblue.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank you for the laughs! That was freaking amazing...

[chernobylred.livejournal.com]

Added mine to the "found this review helpful" clicks.

[camillealexa.livejournal.com]

. . . dismayed by my overall personal street value of roughly $15.

Heh.

[minnehaha.livejournal.com]

Funny. I think it's fake, though. His spelling is too good.

B

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

;-)

[jjschwabach.livejournal.com]

Now, now. Some prisoners are excellent spellers.

[time-freak.livejournal.com]

Utterly brilliant.

[margaretq.livejournal.com]

That is quite fabulous! SMILE! Thanks.

[kythiaranos.livejournal.com]

Awesome. I have absolutely no interest in reading The Secret, but I can see myself reading a book by that reviewer.

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

I'd read that book.

[tully01.livejournal.com]

I ordered the book but it was never delivered. The day it was supposed to arrive a UPS man named Marcus rang my doorbell. He shivved me when I answered the door. He left me bleeding in the doorway and drove off, muttering something about "not even worth the Pruno."

It's all so confusing.

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

;-)

[amnesiacat.livejournal.com]

The comments many people are leaving are almost as amusing as the original post. This is my favorite so far

I found this review very unhelpful. I recently took a long journey on a pleasure yacht which was overtaken by pirates. Having read Ari's review, I quickly raced down into my stateroom to recover my copy of The Secret and turned to Chapter 6. Alas, no shiv, whereby I was shortly apprehended by the Captain and his fearsome crew. Apparently, in some books the shiv is embedded in Chapter 7, I was informed as I walked the plank. I currently reside in the belly of a huge whale.

[amnesiacat.livejournal.com]

While my copy did not come with a shiv, it did come with a rock hammer and a fold-out poster of Rita Hayworth. It seems the author has shifted their focus of confronting your problems head-on to escapism.

This one had me laughing so hard coffee came out my nose. ^-^

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha!