Bill Gates as model for Teen Beat!

[mckitterick]

OMG! *dies of the eeeew*

http://www.mirrordot.org/stories/b45b564dd93222faa7fc0335836835d1/index.html

Comments

[adammaker.livejournal.com]

ow.
Brain hurty.

[chernobylred.livejournal.com]

Dear god. Someone get me a fork so I can poke out my eyes.

[solan-t.livejournal.com]

Not...even...going...to...look....

[tanuki-green.livejournal.com]

I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!I'M BLIND!!!!!!!! RED HOT SEARING PAIN!!!! OMG!!!!!!!! I'LL NEVER SEE AGAIN!!!!!

But luckily, I read this before I looked at those pictures!
Microsoft's AntiSpyware Tool Removes Internet Explorer

Musn't look....musn't lo...

[c3fyn.livejournal.com]

Dude! WTF?!?

*whimper*

*slit*

....

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

But think of all those teen girls back in 1978 or whatever it was who cut out his posters and hung 'em on the wall.

"Bill Gates is so dreamy! He speaks my language: Basic!"

Heh,
Chris

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

...But I bet you did!

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh, that's their Evil Plan (TM).

Chris

Re: Musn't look....musn't lo...

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

I knew you'd look.

[c3fyn.livejournal.com]

Aaargh!

[solan-t.livejournal.com]

Nope. Still haven't. Neener-neener! I shall be the only sighted person left. Wahahahahahahah!

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

The image of him coyly tossing the 5-1/4" disks is stuck forever in my mind's eye like a porcupine needle embedded in a coyote's eardrum, a 16-ounce hammer sunken into a carpenter's skull, a chunk of Sputnik cratered into the Mojave desert, rusting and festering, destroying habitat and polluting the groundwater.

Chris

[kijjohnson.livejournal.com]

Erck.

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

Conceits 'R' Us!

Chris

[bebemochi.livejournal.com]

Snopes is everybody's best friend.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/gates.asp

[solan-t.livejournal.com]

Oh @#$% that had the pictures.


*weeps*

[geekmom.livejournal.com]

Well, luckily it wasn't a teen beat spread: http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/gates.asp

However, the pictures themselves, even as promos for Windows - ewwwww! How did Windows ever sell??!!??

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

Okay, that's even worse. Wow.

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

Gotcha!

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

Somehow, it's worse that these were publicity shots - publicity!?

Chris

[bebemochi.livejournal.com]

I know. I think they were trying to use the "sex sells" route without realizing that Bill Gates is The Anti-Sex.