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okay, lots of stuf has happened since my last post don't want to spend a lot of tiem typing so i'll be quick, leaving computer on, though, to try to figure out what's happening. glad the intarwebs are stiilsl worlking.
So I just lost one of my front windows. Call me paranoid, but i'm thinkking it's time to get my shotgun and load 'er up.
here's what happened: This woman stumbles into my yard(starting to sense a pattern?), but hthis one walks staright up to my window where i'm sitting and starts banging on the glass. I know what you're thinking: Drug party down the street, and she's the latest one to leave the party. You're also thinking she's the one who broke the window.
Well, sort of: She looked pretty beat up and here eyes were closed. She looked really sick, too, like herpes all over her face. Yes, eeew. But she was too weak to break the glass. Who broke it, you ask?
The fucking cops! Seirously! A cop car came blasting down the street, lights flashing and siren blaring, and the cop slams on his brakes, stops out front, and shoots her like 15 times in the back! Holy crap! She sort of falls against the glass and breakse it, then falls on teh ground outside.
Then - get this - he just leaves. That's right, shoots a chick a million times and then just drives off. With the window now open, I can hear all kinds of shooting all over town. STill no NPR radio.
edit: I'm back. Got the 12-gauage and loaded it up. The box of shells is on the table between the laptop and the mouse. Friends, I suggest you do the same. The world has taken a sideways turn.
Best,
Chris
So I just lost one of my front windows. Call me paranoid, but i'm thinkking it's time to get my shotgun and load 'er up.
here's what happened: This woman stumbles into my yard(starting to sense a pattern?), but hthis one walks staright up to my window where i'm sitting and starts banging on the glass. I know what you're thinking: Drug party down the street, and she's the latest one to leave the party. You're also thinking she's the one who broke the window.
Well, sort of: She looked pretty beat up and here eyes were closed. She looked really sick, too, like herpes all over her face. Yes, eeew. But she was too weak to break the glass. Who broke it, you ask?
The fucking cops! Seirously! A cop car came blasting down the street, lights flashing and siren blaring, and the cop slams on his brakes, stops out front, and shoots her like 15 times in the back! Holy crap! She sort of falls against the glass and breakse it, then falls on teh ground outside.
Then - get this - he just leaves. That's right, shoots a chick a million times and then just drives off. With the window now open, I can hear all kinds of shooting all over town. STill no NPR radio.
edit: I'm back. Got the 12-gauage and loaded it up. The box of shells is on the table between the laptop and the mouse. Friends, I suggest you do the same. The world has taken a sideways turn.
Best,
Chris
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I need to put up a banner outside saying 'No Brains.'
Do you think they can read?
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(This kind of thing is so not what I want to hear about a town I'm about to visit for a job interview...)
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I don't know how the Kansas City airport is right now, but I expect that Homeland Security will be clearing that of zombie infestations.
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How will they know who's whom?
It may already be too la-
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Hey, are you still okay?
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Don't know why.
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*grinz*
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Watch out if you see Chris headed this way, he's been getting awfully close to those guys.
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Well, actually, I guess that isn't a huge surprise. Who can tell the difference between a dorm student and a zombie, especially in the morning?
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:sidles away from door:
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I'm fine. It helps that the library is built like a fortress. :) We've got our flying monkeys setting fire to discards and lauching them out the 3rd floor windows. It turns out that zombies burn in pretty colours, but they sure smell bad.
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Yeah, I can't even imagine how they must smell while burning. We've been getting whiffs every once in a while, especially when I have to use my shotgun at close range (eeew).
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They're certainly doing a better job then campus security, who mainly seem to be acting as fodder. We did finally get an alert message via campus e-mail though - 15 minutes ago.