1) ...everyone did their own vehicle repairs. I've been bashing away at the Saab over the past few days, and spent most of today trying to remove some stupid-ass bolts that hold down the loose alternator (its shaking is likely what damaged the water pump, because they share drive belts and mounts). Sure, I got the new water pump installed, sealed it down nicely, let it cure overnight, refilled the coolant system, checked for leaks (none), reinstalled the pulley, and fixed a few other minor issues. But did I get a chance to test the new pump? Oh, no, that would be too simple.

See, the jerk-monkeys who last worked on the car - professional mechanics, I guarantee, which brings me back to the point - are responsible for my water pump dying because they either didn't reattach the alternator correctly or didn't pay any attention to the loose alternator. I know someone worked on it because one of the bolts doesn't match the other and is too short to engage the threads in the block. These frickin' "professionals" are responsible not only for my pump breaking but also for half the time I've spent trying to remove the bolts they either neglected or installed incorrectly.

If you work on your own car, you notice things like this. I've also discovered vacuum ports without hoses, missing nuts and bolts, and other assorted negligence, and fixed those things. When you work on your car, you fix things as you encounter them. You replace worn nuts and bolts. You put things back together according to the manual (or better). You don't make things worse. *sigh*

2) ...we only owned brand-new and vintage automobiles. It's these recent, fuel-injected, crammed-under-hood Crappisaurus Rexes that pose problems. They need to be fixed as much as vintage cars, but there's no room under the frickin' hood to reach anything. And companies like Saab do stupid-ass things like install the engine backwards, making all the regular-maintenance items (belts, alternator, and all the pumps, for example) virtually inaccessible.

On the other hand, my 2004 Crossfire with 10,000 miles is a joy to drive, and whenever it needs something fixed, I take it to the Chrysler place and they fix it on the warranty. Nice. My 1966 Newport is almost as easy to fix as if the engine parts were on the work bench, so no Saab-contortions and scraped-up wrists. Sweet.

I thought about taking the Saab to a mechanic to pull those inaccessible, stripped bolts sort-of holding down the alternator. Sure, the mechanics probably have the perfect tools to remove those bolts, but guess what? It's not their car, so they'd likely leave me with more problems after taking care of the thing they're supposed to deal with, just like the mechanics who screwed up the car in the first place.

*sigh*

Anyhow, tomorrow I resume the joy that is pulling stripped, inaccessible bolts in the hope that I can replace them with bolts that will prevent the alternator from wobbling once again.

Or perhaps I'll be like a "pro" and just slap it back together as-is. Hmph.

Chris
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From: [identity profile] kansas-dave.livejournal.com


3) . . . or motorcycles, where the engine and all the works are easily accessible!

From: [identity profile] mckitterick.livejournal.com


Absolutely! Though to work on my Aprilia, I need to pull the bodywork, and to work on the Vespa, I have to remove the seating and gas tank. Still, SO MUCH simpler than a car.

From: [identity profile] mckitterick.livejournal.com


Exactly! I always get a bit of a laugh by riding my bicycle to the hardware store to fetch parts for my motorized vehicles *g*

I would use my bicycle as primary transportation, except for a few problems:
  • Gets really hot in Kansas for 3-4 months, and no one likes showing up for work streaming with sweat (I live at the bottom of Mt. Oread).

  • Gets really cold & icy in the winter, too.

  • Bicyclists get murdered on the major roads in town, so they're not suitable for crossing 23rd St. or Iowa.
But I'm with ya!

My bike:


Chris

From: [identity profile] affreca.livejournal.com


Oh, I drive the car plenty in weather (hot and icy), but it is nice for short putzes or when I need exercise (this last week has had wonderful weather in the evening for biking).

I'm a bit of a nut about bike safety. Trick to staying alive in this town is to not ride on busy streets, and cross at lights (or the tunnel under 23rd at Learner and the bridge across Iowa at Daisy Hill).

The learning curve to fixing bikes is a lot shallower than that for fixing cars. I can see most of the parts, and trace my cables.

From: [identity profile] mckitterick.livejournal.com


So true! Though there's no real safety in this town: When I was a student, lo those many years ago, I was run over while crossing the street in the crosswalk with the go-light suggesting it was safe for me. Now I mostly assume cage drivers are out to kill me whenever I'm on two wheels, even more so when it's not motorized.

From: [identity profile] affreca.livejournal.com


Yes. I'm reminded everytime I look at [livejournal.com profile] lawnchair's arm. He has a metal plate and two long scars because of a hit and run. I'll do what I can to be safe, but I'm not going to let them stop me from what I enjoy. But then I see how some of the other bicyclists in this town drive, and wish for mandatory lessons.

From: [identity profile] kalimeg.livejournal.com


OTOH, those Infamous Mechanics are working on your Crossfire.

From: [identity profile] mckitterick.livejournal.com


Yeah, I know. And it shows: One of their "fixes" (making the shifter-knob stay in place) didn't take the first time. I need to bring it back and tell them to do the job right. More evidence.

Hmph.

(But I check their work.)

From: [identity profile] kalimeg.livejournal.com


Hee. When the shift knob of my Jeep came off (and there were plaster junk crumbles all around) I went and got rubber washers -- thick ones. I cut slits in them and stuffed them into the shift knob, then I pushed it down hard on the stick. It never budged again.

:)

From: [identity profile] mckitterick.livejournal.com


I've considered Gorilla Glue, but geez! This car is practically new. They should fix it right. Hmph and all that.

From: [identity profile] kalimeg.livejournal.com


nonono! No glue, just rubber washers. Nothing else needed for a firm fit.

From: [identity profile] mckitterick.livejournal.com


Ah; see, the Crossfire's shifter is of a design such that washers would do no good. *sigh*

From: [identity profile] brisingamen.livejournal.com


I would like to meet the person who designed my otherwise beloved Peugeot in such a way as to make it impossible for anyone other than a child with tiny hands to change the light bulbs without a major disassembly of half the front of the car. I grant you I haven't got the world's daintiest hands, but I'm usually pretty good at taking apart and reassembling things (including the printer head on a dot matrix printer, many years ago, and it still worked afterwards) so the delicate reinsertion of lightbulbs, screws, etc. should be routine, assuming I can get my hands into the place where the lightbulb, etc. is supposed to go.

The struggle to replace the front headlight bulb last time was epic, left me with several gashed knuckles, some very nasty scratches further up my hands, and at least one torn fingernail. The fact that I ended up putting the lamp assembly back upside down was purely a grace note because the manual – and I do read manuals – was incomprehensible, and apparently intended for a Peugeot that looked like mine in all respects bar the light fittings.

I have to fit two new light bulbs to the car NOW because I am planning a several hundred mile road trip in the next week or three and feel it would be bad to get caught with non-functioning lights, but honestly, I am dreading the attempt, and then having to go to the garage and look pathetic and girly because I can't get the bulbs in.

(For that matter, repair people generally don't like me, if they are of a lazy disposition, because although there are a lot of jobs that I can't do myself, my father was in the building trade, and I know what I want, and how I want it done.)

From: [identity profile] mckitterick.livejournal.com


Ah, yes, I love modern automotive "packaging." You would think that the designers would be willing to grant us just another inch of length to our cars so that we could do regular maintenance like replacing light bulbs without tearing up our hands. *sigh*

Good luck.
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