a wireless world=the downfall of All that is Right and Proper

[mckitterick]

Writing this in the Wescoe Hall 3rd floor men's bathroom. Heh.

People say cell phones are the devil. No, only true boors talk on the cell while taking care of biological needs. But a laptop... you can read and type in relative silence.

We will never, now, be free of inter-connectedness. All the more reason to keep our home network-free!

Chris

Comments

[kijjohnson.livejournal.com]

Yer a pee-eye-gee, pig!

Yeah, no need to set up wireless at home; it'll be there soon enough.

[chernobylred.livejournal.com]

Writing this in the Wescoe Hall 3rd floor men's bathroom

Thus ensuring that I will never ask to use your phone. Ever. Again.

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

No silly -- just the laptop. Sheesh. A phone would be boorish.

Chris

[bobhowe.livejournal.com]

That provoked the same astonished bark of laughter one usually associates with finding an enemy's severed head in the vegetable crisper.

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

ooooh, worthy, then.

Chris

[bobhowe.livejournal.com]

Quite worthy. You are just wrong, man.

[http://users.livejournal.com/kai_/]

And your comment elicited from me the same shreik of laughter that once shattered glass.

[bobhowe.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure: like it hasn't happened to you.

[http://users.livejournal.com/kai_/]

Only in the dream I had about you last night.

[bobhowe.livejournal.com]

Wow, you have the worst pillow talk!

[http://users.livejournal.com/kai_/]

You started it.

[bobhowe.livejournal.com]

*laughing* On the next Jerry Springer: What Happens When You Give Deranged People Internet Accounts.

[http://users.livejournal.com/kai_/]

You know, that's a Springer show I'd actually be interested in watching... especially if I'm on it. :)

(narcisism rules!)

[bobhowe.livejournal.com]

People knock Springer, but I've learned some really valuable lessons from his show:
Lesbian incest is much more common than you think;
Really short, really skinny guys really dig really big, really obese women;
It's natural for mothers and daughters to compete for the same man;
Exposing your breasts is the best way to win an argument.

My Theory

[http://users.livejournal.com/kai_/]

Exposing your breasts is the best way to win an argument.

Yes, indeed...
I have this theory -- in any argument with a heterosexual man, I will always win. Because I have the boobies. The boobies are going home with me.

I have boobies, therefore, I win!

(It's not a scientific theory, but I'll tell you, I've been able to stop arguments by exposing my boobies!)

Re: My Theory

[bobhowe.livejournal.com]

...but I'll tell you, I've been able to stop arguments by exposing my boobies!

Okay, I believe you. (Boy, there's never an argument around when you really need one.)

Re: My Theory

[http://users.livejournal.com/kai_/]

*giggle*