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Perhaps you heard that a 62-foot-tall and 40-foot-wide statue of "Touchdown Jesus" was struck by lightning and burned to the ground on Tuesday, leaving only a blackened steel skeleton and chunks of smoldering foam.
Before Wrathful Lightning Strike:
After Wrathful Lightning Strike:
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The church has announced plans to rebuild a bigger, better, fireproof Jesus statue by year's end. Um, folks, weren't you listening the first time? Now you're really asking for it.
In 2003, actor Jim "Torture-Porn Jesus" Caviezel was struck by lightning - TWICE - during the filming of Mel Gibson's film, The Passion of the Christ. My favorite quote, from producer Steve McEveety: "I'm about 100 feet away from them when I glance over and see smoke coming out of Caviezel's ears."
Let this be a lesson, idolaters! The Big Guy is watching!
Click the image to see the UWEC lightning project.
In other news, early this morning I sent off the finished, edited, outta-my-hands copy of my novel, Transcendence, to my publisher,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ericreynolds of Hadley Rille Books.
*Happy Dance of Done-Ness*
Chris
After Wrathful Lightning Strike:
Click the images to see the story.
The church has announced plans to rebuild a bigger, better, fireproof Jesus statue by year's end. Um, folks, weren't you listening the first time? Now you're really asking for it.
In 2003, actor Jim "Torture-Porn Jesus" Caviezel was struck by lightning - TWICE - during the filming of Mel Gibson's film, The Passion of the Christ. My favorite quote, from producer Steve McEveety: "I'm about 100 feet away from them when I glance over and see smoke coming out of Caviezel's ears."
Let this be a lesson, idolaters! The Big Guy is watching!
Click the image to see the UWEC lightning project.
In other news, early this morning I sent off the finished, edited, outta-my-hands copy of my novel, Transcendence, to my publisher,
ericreynolds of Hadley Rille Books.*Happy Dance of Done-Ness*
Chris
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And he wants you to stop putting him in poses that make him look like a schmuck. He'd prefer something closer to the body-builder "Bolt Pose" next time.
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Hurricane smacks into Louisiana: God's upset there are gays in America.
US attacked by terrorists: God's upset there are gays in America.
Lightning strikes big-ass Jesus statue: God's ego wasn't assuaged, he wants bigger-ass Jesus statue.
It all makes sense...
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(Of course, plenty of loonie-birds out there believe these things, which sorta dulls the laughter...)
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Also, congratulations!
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Asteroid strikes Gulf of Mexico, causing extinction of many species: God's upset there are too many flamboyantly gay dinosaurs.
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D.
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Cool i can't wait to see the six million dollar jesus (we can rebuild him, stronger, faster and darn it fire proof!
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