putting honey in your eyes SUCKS

[mckitterick]

That is all,
Chris

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[skyflame.livejournal.com]

Inquiring minds want to know!

[stuology.livejournal.com]

Yup.

[professormass.livejournal.com]

Hey, Chris? That honey thing?

Don't do that.

[solan-t.livejournal.com]

If that wasn't deliberate, wouldn't you have used 'getting' instead of 'putting'? :O Why deliberately put honey in your eyes?!

[bobhowe.livejournal.com]

Probably you just had some honey on your fingers and rubbed your eye. I'm sure that's it. But of course the image I conjure up is you holding one of those plastic squeeze-bears inverted over your eye and using it like a giant Visine dispenser.

"You think I won't do this? You think I won't put honey in my eye? Well you're wrong! I'll squeeze a bunch of... Yaaaaaah!"

[copperwise.livejournal.com]

Funny, that's exactly the image I got...

[bobhowe.livejournal.com]

Great minds think alike.

[adammaker.livejournal.com]

It's the Chinese Honey in the Eye Torture trick.

Sweet!

[roya-spirit.livejournal.com]

You know, there are other things that can get into one's eye that really suck. Like money shots. Yah, that.
So as a woman, I consider honey just one of those karmic balance thingies.
Ha! Now you know what it feels like to get some sticky substance in your eye.

::flounces away with an evil grin::

[chernobylred.livejournal.com]

You know, there are other things that can get into one's eye that really suck. Like money shots.
Priceless.

I have to say, though, getting it in your ear is pretty bad, too. Yeah. My ear. I still have to fight the urge to cover my ears with my hands when, well...you get the idea. And no, I'm not going into detail here. It was one of those things that was great fun until it went terribly, terribly wrong.

oh hell...

[roya-spirit.livejournal.com]

Ok, I'm laughing my ass off now at the picture of you flinching and covering your ears. Even more so, I'm laughing at the neurovideos that went through my head filling in the blanks in that story.

Your EAR??!!
I can just hear the advice to young neices now...
Don't turn your head at the moment of truth, dear.
You will not like it.

[bobhowe.livejournal.com]

Congratulations! You and Chris have made this The Thread of Indelible Images.

[chernobylred.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I do what I can, you know.

[bobhowe.livejournal.com]

*laughing*

Apparently so.

Cover your ears?

[adammaker.livejournal.com]

Wow... Indelible image.

You remember the three monkies of Hear no, See no, and Speak no Evil?

Now I know why one of them covers their ears.

*laughing lots*

[skyflame.livejournal.com]

Which would be more fun, though, the activities leading up to the money shot or the activities leading up to the little honey bear losing all control?

[arian1.livejournal.com]

So you call it little honey bear do ya?

[skyflame.livejournal.com]

That all depends what I've had to eat earlier in the day...

[dr-poetus.livejournal.com]

Kinky.

[worldforger.livejournal.com]

Um... Yeaaaahhhh...
*slowly creeps away because Chris is starting to scare him*
:-D

[arian1.livejournal.com]

THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_mac_/]

I've never had honey in my eye. But I know that buffalo sauce can be pretty bad.

[adammaker.livejournal.com]

Between chernobylred's post and this comment, I too now have a moment in The Thread of Indelible Images.

Mac, Leave that Buffalo ALONE!

[amnesiacat.livejournal.com]

:-( I can imagine.

[canadiansuzanne.livejournal.com]

I can't shake the plastic bear image. I'm having trouble stopping the giggles. And not because I laugh at your misfortune. You're multi-talented, Chris.