Mr. Bush, please help us understand scripture

[mckitterick]

This is hilarious and edifying. Thanks to jeanineers.

Chris

Comments

[arian1.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

Ah-yup. Why is it he gets to pick and choose? I say, "Burn the goat! Behead the fatted calf! Stone those pigfucking un-'mericans who don't beleive as we do! Fie and chasms and locusts and salting of fields! Yeeeeeeehaw!"

Ahem, sorry; got a little carried away there.

Chris

[gwyndolin.livejournal.com]

Dude, don't say pigfucker in front of Jesus!

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

I think you mean little baby Jesus. He weeps tears of sorrow for my soul upon such occasions. And many others, according to kijjohnson.

Chris

[minnehaha.livejournal.com]

This has been floating around for a while. I think the original was addressed to Dr. Laura.

B

[skyflame.livejournal.com]

President Bartlet uses several of these in a rant against a Dr Laura-type radio host in a first-year episode of The West Wing, as well. :)

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

I've only seen a few episodes of that show, but gosh... why can't we have that man in the highest office? Sigh.

Chris

[skyflame.livejournal.com]

I have seasons 1 and 2 and will soon have season 3, whenever you'd like to borrow any. :)

[supergee.livejournal.com]

A version of this was around a couple of years ago as a letter to Dr. Laura.

[jeanineers.livejournal.com]

Well. Why CAN'T I own Canadians?